Monthly Archives: April 2011

Oh no, don’t boil the poor things. Fry them.

I’m not what you could call a vegetarian (although not for lack of trying on my parents’ part). However, I am also at best a reluctant carnivore. Perhaps because I was a little late to the feast, I can’t help … Continue reading

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The Devil wears Reezig.

This is absurd. Months, I kid you not, months I’ve spent looking for a decent piece of footwear which I can buy without selling a kidney. Women don’t understand this, and I envy them for that. They consider paying 800 … Continue reading

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Go tell the Queen she’s an ugly bitch.

We have our share of crappy little ‘hill-stations’ in this country, but I think this one is at the very bottom of the pile. Mussoorie. First, it’s not even in the proper mountains. You can see it from Dehradun. Which … Continue reading

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The State vs. Big Eyed Fish – Part II

That was the first thing I read on a little piece of paper handed to me by a lawyer. The State vs. Big Eyed Fish. (Yes, of course my real name.) I was thrilled. This court was different than I had … Continue reading

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The State vs. Big Eyed Fish – Part I

Or how I learned to stop driving drunk and respect the judicial system. My office happens to have a large terrace area with a built-in bar and a view of a lake. A place which practically demands regular intake of … Continue reading

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You say you want a revolution…

Funny how things change around here. (Or don’t.) I only feel like writing about this because it has a slight connection to the needless ranting that my last post was. Barely has the face paint dried up that everyone already … Continue reading

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No, I didn’t go to India Gate.

You just can’t escape this idiotic, meaningless, hypocritical circus, can you? It’s not that I’m not happy. I am; probably a lot more than you morons getting drunk and dancing atop your cars at India Gate. I watched the entire … Continue reading

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